Monday, November 30, 2009
Saturday, November 28, 2009
10 House Rules
1. Don't put your foot on the piping.
2. Don't use the washer and the dryer simultaneously.
3. Don't turn on the AC.
4. Don't stack.
5. Don't use the dishwasher.
6. Don't keep the fridge door open for more than 5 seconds.
7. Don't use too much toilet paper or detergent.
8. Don't leave the shower mat on the floor.
9. Don't forget to keep the shower door open and the fan on.
10. Don't buy too many bananas. Or milk.
2. Don't use the washer and the dryer simultaneously.
3. Don't turn on the AC.
4. Don't stack.
5. Don't use the dishwasher.
6. Don't keep the fridge door open for more than 5 seconds.
7. Don't use too much toilet paper or detergent.
8. Don't leave the shower mat on the floor.
9. Don't forget to keep the shower door open and the fan on.
10. Don't buy too many bananas. Or milk.
Friday, November 27, 2009
Reflections on Thanksgiving
1. The pie sucked.
2. There were a LOT of dishes
3. We never made it to Marge's
4. The pie sucked. How much did it cost?
5. Keep your hooves off the piping!
6. Do we need the Haagen Daz or can we go with the bucket of Breyers?
7. At the least the broken bowl wasn't a good one!
8. The pie sucked.
2. There were a LOT of dishes
3. We never made it to Marge's
4. The pie sucked. How much did it cost?
5. Keep your hooves off the piping!
6. Do we need the Haagen Daz or can we go with the bucket of Breyers?
7. At the least the broken bowl wasn't a good one!
8. The pie sucked.
Saturday morning
Godammit! I just got out of bed and went into the laundry room to take the clothes out of the dryer ( of course NOONE else took them out) and I stepped in a big pool of pee pee. Godammit Oliver!
It looks like Edie has already left the house. When I went into the bathroom, the shower door was CLOSED and the fan was off and the mold and mildew were multiplying before my eyes!!!! Where is that fan anyways?
Off to the kitchen and what should I find? The Bumps came in late last night and left dirty dishes in the sink!!!!
What time is the Butch going to get up? She has that god-blessed cappuccino maker on the counter and I don't know how to use it. Clara!!!!
What??? There are 5 bananas on the counter ROTTING and the refrigerator is OUT OF CONTROL. How many milk cartons do we have?!?!?!?! Butchky!!!
It looks like Edie has already left the house. When I went into the bathroom, the shower door was CLOSED and the fan was off and the mold and mildew were multiplying before my eyes!!!! Where is that fan anyways?
Off to the kitchen and what should I find? The Bumps came in late last night and left dirty dishes in the sink!!!!
What time is the Butch going to get up? She has that god-blessed cappuccino maker on the counter and I don't know how to use it. Clara!!!!
What??? There are 5 bananas on the counter ROTTING and the refrigerator is OUT OF CONTROL. How many milk cartons do we have?!?!?!?! Butchky!!!
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
